The Metal Men face their dark counterparts in final battle, in the heart of the Dark Universe! Your Major Spoilers review of Metal Men #12 from DC Comics awaits!
METAL MEN #12
Writer: Dan DiDio
Artist: Shane Davis
Colorist: Jason Wright
Letterer: Travis Lanham
Editor: Jessica Chen
Publisher: DC Comics
Cover Price: $3.99
Release Date: December 1, 2020
Previously in Metal Men: Is there more for the Metal Men out there in the world that can give them purpose? And what’s the fate of Nth Metal Man, belonging neither on his world nor ours? Everything will be answered, including some unanswered questions Tina has for Magnus!
LAST STAND OF THE NTH METAL MAN
The Metal Men have fallen to the attacks of the Plutonium Man, with only Doc Magnus and the (UGH) Nth Metal Man left standing. The villain monologues that all is lost and that the heroes have fallen, just in time for Magnus to sic his robot dog, Rusty, on him, revealing that he’s actually Doc’s first non-metal creation: A mechanoid made of carbon! Rusty holds off the radioactive villain long enough for Nth to bond Doc’s mind into the fallen Alloy, letting him speak directly to his Metal Men. Platinum is the first to awaken, and the others quickly follow, just in time for the ol’ Deus Ex Machina in the form of Sideways. (Remember Sideways? He was one of the New Age of DC Heroes books a while back, also written by Dan D.) Rusty causes the Plutonium Man to overload and explode, just as the rest of the team teleports away thanks to Sideways, leaving only time for goodbyes.
“YOU’RE MORE THAN MY CREATIONS… YOU ARE MY FRIENDS.”
The second half of the book features the Metal Men forgiving Doc Magnus for his failings, even cleaning up the room where their destroyed previous corpses are stored. They all take the time to say goodbye, even going out for a beer, and it’s better than the part of the book that ends the story. For one, the art is much more likable (and less garishly colored), and each Metal Man gets a little character beat, leaving only Doc and Tina to dance together. It’s a sweet and meaningful moment and a nice ending (with a cameo from writer DiDio as the barman, asking Doc to lock the doors, as it’s time for him to go home) for a story that didn’t quite put together all the pieces to make the emotional beats feel entirely earned here. Still, with everyone getting their own adventure and Doc and Tina finally ready to admit their mutual feelings, I like this ending.
BOTTOM LINE: THE BIG GOODBYE
All in all, Metal Men #12 gets enough right to balance on the things that I don’t like, with character developments that mostly work and art that mostly doesn’t balancing out against a heart-felt ending for a divisive creator (who, I have to stress, did NOT create these characters, no matter how much this series and the last few years at DC seem to imply differently) and ending up with 2.5 out of 5 stars overall. It’s not a great issue, but it’s better than the last few, and sends this crew off with aplomb. As last issues go, you could do worse.
Dear Spoilerite,
At Major Spoilers, we strive to create original content that you find interesting and entertaining. Producing, writing, recording, editing, and researching requires significant resources. We pay writers, podcast hosts, and other staff members who work tirelessly to provide you with insights into the comic book, gaming, and pop culture industries. Help us keep MajorSpoilers.com strong. Become a Patron (and our superhero) today.
METAL MEN #12
It feels as much like a goodbye from Dan Didio as a final issue, and the team spreading to the four winds, while feeling unmotivated, does work thematically.
-
Writing6
-
Art4
-
Coloring6
Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.