Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.
Most fans know that the Marvel Universe begins with Marvel Comics #1. But one Marvel hero (sort of) predates even that! Your Major Spoilers (Retro) Review of Motion Picture Funnies Weekly #1 awaits!
Which would you rather have: Super-Speed or Teleportation?
Does a Green Lantern Corps television program need to have Hal Jordan in it?
Sometimes, running away seems like the only option… Your Major Spoilers review of Youth #1 awaits!
What fictional overlord, parental figure or big boss is your ultimate authority figure?
Azrael is possessed by Darkseid. Cancel Christmas. Your Major Spoilers review of Justice League Odyssey #20 awaits!
What are the most moving movie moments in your memory?
An ananym is a type of anagram whose spelling is derived by reversing the spelling of another word. Remember that: There may be a test. Welcome to Ten Things: Ten Ananyms!
Ghost-Spider teams up with Sue and Johnny Storm but… aren’t they dead? Your Major Spoilers review of Ghost-Spider #9 awaits!
What celebrity doppelganger should play YOU in the movie of your life?
An Atlantean outpost has called for aid… but will they survive til the League arrives? Your Major Spoilers review of Justice League #44 awaits!
You win five million dollars from the Publisher’s sweepstakes, and the same day as that big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the Earth and say they’re going to blow up the world in two days: What are you gonna do with the money?
Young paragon, bearer of two heroic legacies and sweet tribute to her creator’s lost sibling. She’s many things, but most of all, she’s a hero to her core. This, then, is your Major Spoilers Hero History of Courtney Whitmore, the masked adventurer known as… Stargirl!
It’s the moment that no one ever thought we’d see… and YOU ARE THERE! Retroactively, anyway… Your Major Spoilers (Retro) Review of Archie #601 awaits!