GAAAAAHHHH! Burn it! Burn it! Send it back to Hell!
I hope to heck that the Smurfs don’t break out into rap at any point in this movie. Also, it’s in 3-D, so you can pile suck on top of suck before the movie even opens on August 3, 2011.
Stephen Schleicher
Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...
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I honestly thought this movie had already come out and bombed. I am suspecting even the studio is pulling back on the marketing anticipating a failure.
Look on the bright side, it has Doogie.
I’d rather get smurfed in the smurf than watch this smurf.
The moment I saw the teaser trailer that showed them pop up in the real world and it ended with big letters saying “Get Smurf’d this Summer”, I was done right then and there. I’d probably have gone to see it if it was just a big cartoon movie that had a good plot. I hate everything I’ve seen so far.