Okay, so maybe some of you Spoilerites don’t care for Twilight, but surely you have a fondness for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 2)? What if it has Hermione Grainger? We’ve already seen the Harry Potter poster, and now with Hermione taking center frame, we know what’s coming next… sigh… Ron Weasley… gah.
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Jack Trigger
Jack Trigger loves comics, and has for the last 10 years. His favorite books included Fables, Amazing Spider-Man, X-Men, Wonder Woman, and the Secret Six. Currently, Jack attends San Fernando Valley Community College, where he is studying film making.
We know there are a ton of Major Spoilerites who are dancing with anticipation over the next Twilight movie. Summit Entertainment knows you want a taste of what is to come, and has released the first teaser poster for the November 18, 2011 film. You’re welcome.
Smallville the television series may be over on The CW, but that doesn’t mean we can’t experience the raging hormones of the last son of Krypton in pr0n form. Extreme Comixxx announced that Smallville will be the the next comic-oriented property that will get the adult parody treatment. The company is seeking to fill all open roles with young performers, including Superman/Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lex Luthor, Chloe Sullivan and others. The movie will shoot in June with a September release. via Extreme Comixxx
Cracked offers up some thoughts on the best Apocalypse. There’s some NSFW language in this video, so if you are working today… or easily offended… Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun? — powered by Cracked.com
No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you, Jason Segel is not in this poster for the upcoming Muppets movie. For now, simply sit back and enjoy gazing at Fozzie’s legs for hours on end… you know you want to. In cinemas soon, and I’m going to bet it will be in glorious Three-Dee… WOOHOO! Bring on the dummy glasses!
If you were impressed by The Justice League of Porn Star Heroes: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, and were wondering when your favorite Marvel characters would get in on the trend, here’s the post for you…
With all the attention being given to the Green Lanterns, it’s about time Warner Bros. started rolling out posters featuring the villains in the upcoming movie… Of course I’d also be happy with some Carol Ferris action, but that’s just me.
Extreme Comixxx has released the first teaser for the upcoming Supergirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody that stars Alanah Rae as Supergirl. And if you have one of those bosses that frown upon such things, keep in mind everything after the jump is completely safe for work. Of course if you work at one of those places that auto-censor sites because of key strings like XXX you’re already screwed…
via Image Comics
Dude… you so want to watch this. No, really. You do. Watch it! Watch it!
What’s better than checking out the trailer for the next Harry Potter movie? How about a featurette/preview?
If you were sitting in the theater watching The Dark Knight, and were wondering why the guy in the next row started giggling with glee when Nestor Carbonell showed up as the mayor of Gotham… well, there is a thing called IMDB, and it has all the answers. Since we know you aren’t inclined to click away from Major Spoilers even for a moment, The Tick actor (he played Batmanuel, a spoof of Batman) is in negotiations to return as Mayor Anthony Garcia in the Dark Knight Rises. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle… or something like…
Art Asylum is showing off the latest in its Femme Fatales line of statues. This time, it Alice who gets all dolled up for your shelf-viewing pleasures – of which I don’t want to know anything about… seriously.
The more I look into this stuff, the more I find that every television show, every movie, every comic book is getting the pr0n parody treatment. Star Wars is in production, but first we get to take a geeky gander at Star Trek: A XXX Parody. Safe For Work (and really well done) trailer, after the jump.