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    Ten Gruesome Superhero Injuries

    Matthew PetersonBy Updated:1 Comment6 Mins Read

    Sometimes, I get a Ten Things suggestion that is too good NOT to use, but that still makes me wonder if it’s in good taste.  Today is one of those days, so viewer discretion is highly advised…  Welcome to Ten Things!

    Whooshman-Bicarbonate Films, in conjunction with ‘An Amateur Comics Historian’ and The Films Of Wes Craven, Presents:

    TEN GRUESOME SUPERHERO INJURIES!

    10) RISK’S DISARMING PERSONALITY

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    Among the most shocking parts of ‘Infinite Crisis’ was the sheer brutality of its story.  The Freedom Fighters were beaten to death by the Society, most of the surviving New Blood ripped apart, and former Teen Titan Cody “Risk” Driscoll finally got to prove his worth in battle against a Kryptonian.  It went…

    …about as well as we all expected it would, to be honest.  Risk was always a blowhard who overrated his super-powers.  Even so, the sight of Superboy Prime casually dismembering the former Titan was utterly horrific.

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    Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

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    1. Randron on

      I was just looking up Old Man Logan, now that was ridiculous – eating Wolverine should be on here… but also the indigestion afterwards. Very wrong.

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