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There’s not a lot I can say about this that a thousand people haven’t already said, as this is one of the most mocked uniforms of any decade, but I will say this: If we continually refuse to let comic book characters age and mature naturally, you’re gonna keep getting moments like a half-naked Susan Storm in a desperate attempt by Marvel editorial to keep her from seeming old because she’s a mother…
Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.
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You can’t over look the woman who looks like a turnip standing next to Stryfe.