A denizen of the Netherworld, a secret underground society hidden in Chicago, Jack Craig’s guitar is empowered by the same entity who empowered the violin of the golden Age Fiddler, allowing him to control minds and manipulate reality with sound. He also has the world’s largest collection of Dethklok memorabilia, probably not…
Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.
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Any list that has Dr. Bong in it is one of the best lists ever!
Yeah, that one was for you…