6) DOCTOR BONG
Lester Verde’s hand was severed in a punk rock guillotine accident (which is just as epic and random as that sentence makes it sound), causing him to develop his own technological sonic weaponry. His head, you see, is a bell, and his missing hand has been replaced by a clapper, allowing him to strike himself in the head for various different reality-warping effects. You just can’t argue with that kind of ingenious wizardry…
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Any list that has Dr. Bong in it is one of the best lists ever!
Yeah, that one was for you…