Kurt Filpots was a spy for the Axis during World War II, using his namesake instrument to deliver Allied secrets to the other side. On the one hand, dressing like a Vaudevillian and using your flawless rendition of ‘Foggy Mountain Breakdown’ may seem like small potatoes, but he successfully bedeviled Captain Marvel both solo and as a member of the Monster Society Of Evil. Rumors that he ended up fathering the boy from ‘Deliverance’ are plausible, but unfounded.
Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.
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Any list that has Dr. Bong in it is one of the best lists ever!
Yeah, that one was for you…