The Shoveler, master of entrenching tools! The Blue Raja, captain of cutlery! Mister Furious, emotional muscleman! The Bowler, always gets the spare! The Sphinx: veddy mysterious! The Spleen, who dealt it! Invisible Boy, who used to work at Good Burger! These seven heroes, with the help of eccentric Professor Heller, combined their powers to defeat Casanova Frankenstein and accidentally murdered Captain Amazing, but that’s not important right now. Though their powers aren’t spectacular and their skills are occasionally limited, they’re the heroes we deserve, leading to today’s psychofrakulated query…
The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) has a life-long crush on Janeane Garofalo, but will always choose The Shoveler, who does the right thing with the skills he has, no matter the personal cost, asking: Which of the Mystery Men is, in your eyes, the BEST hero of them all?
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Invisible Boy, because despite the apparent uselessness of his power still had the bravery to put himself out there.
Janeane Garofolo, uhh like the actor Janeane Garofolo
That’s fair. I’ll allow it, on account of she’s awesome.