Austin’s Mojo, the focused totality of his sexual prowess, was stolen from him in the past by a time-traveling foe, stripping him of his machismo and, by extension, his skills as super-spy. When his concentrated Mojo was destroyed, Austin thought his life over, until his love interest Felicity Shagwell showed him that his Mojo was inside him all along, returning him to his former heights…
Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.
