Major Spoilerite Silvergray is back with an all important question for pop culture aficionados regarding the cutest creatures to ever grace the screen – Minions and Ewoks. Over the years, we’ve learned how vicious these lovable sidekicks can be. So why not put it to a final vote?
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Minions are lovers, not fighters.
Ewoks are fighters. Ewoks take it.
Despite my hatred of Ewoks,
But in honesty, I think the fight would end in a draw, the two groups would team up and bring about the Apocalypse when they cross-breed and create a new race that resembles Care Bears, except they shoot toxic death rays from their fingers and eyes instead of love beams from their stomachs.
My initial response was cut off. Stupid tablet. But it was supposed to say “Despite my hatred of Ewoks, I have to give it to them”.
Going by the wording, I had to vote for the Minions.
In a one on one fight, I give it to an Ewok – Ewok hits Minion with a rock tied to a stick, Minion cries – fights over.
In a large scale battle, the Minions win by sure dumb luck and the fact that they appear to be immortal – they have all been around since before the dawn of time, while we have seen dead Ewoks!
Bob bumps into Stewart, who steps on a stick, that flips up and hits the rocket being carried by Dave and Tim, which
launches across the forest, catching up Kevin by the suspenders on the way by. The rocket and Kevin spiral into the Ewok’s village, blowing up the whole thing and burning down the forest. The Minions walk out of the aftermath singed but unharmed, the Ewoks cry over their loss and the Minions give them a big hug. Kampai!
Much as I hate them, the murder bears would win.
The Ewok’s took down an elite group of soldiers. And by some accounts ate them! Ewok’s all the way! Yub Nub!
Never seen a minion die, they don’t need air, existed since prehistoric times. Will definitely outlast the the hugging cannibals.
The Ewoks used careful planning, traps, and the help of the rebels (especially Chewbacca) to win ‘The Battle of Endor.’ the Minions have access to Superscience technology, tactical adaptibility, and the greatest power of all for movie characters; blind, dumb, luck.