Leaving aside the obvious problem with putting Namor The Sub-Mariner in green and gold, colors which evoke his DC counterpart, Aquaman, the random jagged armor of Atlantis is damn near guaranteed to leave you with lacerations and maybe put out an eye. Jae Lee’s redesign from green speedos was inexplicable well-received by fans of comics back in the day, but it was never consistent from panel to panel and is almost physically painful to behold in retrospect.
TL;DR: Ugly.
Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.
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You can’t over look the woman who looks like a turnip standing next to Stryfe.