As the fourth movie begins its massive roll out to release, Disney sent Major Spoilers the teaser one-sheet for the film.
Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) finds himself on an unexpected journey to the fabled Fountain of Youth when a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) forces him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane).
Pirates of the Caribbean arrives May 20, 2011.
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I’m going to go see this purely to see Ian McShane chew the scenery. Nothing else about this movie makes me want to see it.
I may end up seeing it. I don’t know. I absolutely hated the last 2 but if this is another stand alone film, it may be good.
I wonder if this has anything to do with the book by Tim Powers. It’s a great book and one of my favorites. I absolutely hate the POC movies, though, and seriously hope they don’t ruin the book by trying to shoehorn it into the series mythos.