Major Spoilers Question of the Day: Stupidest TV Child Edition

Thanks to my current Sunday routine (get up, watch MeTV and prepare my week’s writing for Major Spoilers), my kid is getting an in-depth education in the classics.  That is to say, she’s seen every episode of ‘The Brady Bunch’, ‘Gilligan’s Island’ and ‘The Monkees’, and she has very definite opinion on things.  Mike is the most talented Monkee, The Professor is, in her words, “low-key hilarious” and all the Brady kids are morons.  After seeing the proverbial idiot ball passed back and forth from Peter to Marsha to Greg, she began arguing which Brady was the stupidest TV child, then suddenly informed me that she had crafted today’s sitcom query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) is torn between Bud Bundy and the girl from ‘My Two Dads’, both of whom think they’re actually the smart ones, asking: Which fictional offspring is the absolute STUPIDEST TV child?