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    Ten Needlessly Evil Schemes That Just Needed Better Marketing

    Matthew PetersonBy Updated:6 Mins Read

    9) ULTIMATE PSYCHO-MAN JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY

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    Hailing from the distant planet Zenn-La (Earth-1610 version), The Psycho-Man arrived on Earth to discover a population that seemed deeply unhappy, with many humans utterly miserable, at the mercy of their own violent emotions.  Thus, when he took telepathic control of the entire world, making everyone happy, he seemed to have benevolent intentions.  Obviously, he couldn’t be allowed to enslave the entire population, and the Fantastic Four brought him down with a quickness, but, on some level, he was just trying to make the world feel better.

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    Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

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