Thanks to The Walking Dead television series on AMC, zombies continue to be a big deal to our culture. If you have someone in your life that is obsessed with the shuffling dead, get them a Zombie hoodie for the holidays.
This hoodie features the battle scars you earned in your fight with the zombie hordes. Clearly, you’ve had better days. There are bloody handprints near the pockets and slashes across the chest. There’s a deep slash across the back that reveals your exposed spine. There’s a bandage on your left wrist revealing bite marks. There’s a chunk of missing skull on the back of the hood, which is lined in brains. We’d say you ought to get that looked at, except there’s a pretty massive blood spatter on the front of the hood around the area where your mouth would be. Which implies that you ain’t one of us any more. But you put up a valiant fight, and for that we salute you. But we’re not taking the helmet off, no how, no way.
For $60 the charcoal gray 100% cotton hoodie can be sitting under the tree Christmas morn.
