In a case of a card game gone wrong, three drunks walked into Access Comics in Bellingham, WA, caused a ruckus during a Magic: The Gathering game, and were asked to leave. Drunks being drunks, the trio returned shortly after and played Pressed Ham against the store window. The drunks pressed their butt-cheeks just a little too hard, breaking the store front window at which point two gamers (age 19 and 42) chased the drunks down and beat their heads in with a baseball bat. One of the victims has a broken orbital bone, and another has a skull fracture. There’s no word if the baseball bat gave +2 Dumbass to the wielders.
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Jeez, someone takes their roleplaying games a little too seriously, don’t you think?
Magic isn’t role playing. Why I oughta bash your skull.