Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.
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Because I’m sure the skrulls have a great dental plan.
Dude. They’re shape-shifters. Even if they don’t have a good dental plan, if they can change their appearance to that of anyone or any cow, they should be able to straighten their own teeth …
no way, skrull pride man, just cause earthlings feel teeth should be straight (and you can make them straight with a thought) doesn’t mean you should do it, wear your gnarl-toothed, chin-ridged, pointy-eared, buggy-eyed face with pride!
Dude. They’re shape-shifters. Even if they don’t have a good dental plan, if they can change their appearance to that of anyone or any cow, they should be able to straighten their own teeth …
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I trust you David Hasselskrull!
This Greg Horn guy really needs to learn how to draw teeth.
Because I’m sure the skrulls have a great dental plan.
I’m more astonished at the implied return of the cigar smoking!
Skrull’s.. immune to cancer… still can’t get straight teeth!
I really like this one
Did this Skrull actually lose an eye at some point, too, or is that patch just for show?
Because I’m sure the skrulls have a great dental plan.
Dude. They’re shape-shifters. Even if they don’t have a good dental plan, if they can change their appearance to that of anyone or any cow, they should be able to straighten their own teeth …
no way, skrull pride man, just cause earthlings feel teeth should be straight (and you can make them straight with a thought) doesn’t mean you should do it, wear your gnarl-toothed, chin-ridged, pointy-eared, buggy-eyed face with pride!
I cannot accept Fury as a Skrull! But I still like it.
Dude. They’re shape-shifters. Even if they don’t have a good dental plan, if they can change their appearance to that of anyone or any cow, they should be able to straighten their own teeth …
Touche, salesman…
Apparently, Skrull Nick Fury is missing an ear, too.