Major Spoilers reader, Silvergray suggested we pit Kermit the Frog against Elmo Monster to see who gets the flock knocked out of him. So Major Spoilerite, which side of the ring will you sit on?
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No Animal? :(
It’s not easy being green. Kermit the Frog. Grew up on the mean Philadelphia Street named Seasame. Taking a job as a local news man, Kermit was often thrown into the mix of urban street violence. It is on these mean streets where he developed his knife skills and his rivalry with local drug kingpin, Elmo, began. Kermit … Elmo … their turf wars have ripped the neighborhood apart 1, 2, 3, 4 times (ah ah ah).
Rana Rene for the win! Why? First he has a girlfriend and second I can see a TV show or movie with him without wanting to tear my eyes out and eat them, unlike anything with Elmo.
I say Kermit gets the edge here.
Even with his high frequency sonic weapon, Elmo will never beat the spindly limbs of entanglement Kermit has got going. Also, I suspect Kermit has a real mean persona from all the sexual frustration.
I hope Kermit takes that little Sesame Street Hijacker back to the hell he came from.
So uhh am I the only one who still can’t vote? (I did empty my cache)
Yes… yes you are. It has to do with the crash last month, and the repeating of the poll numbering. You’ll need to delete your cookies.
Great success
Wow…did we jump the shark already? Speaking of, let’s do The Fonz vs. Dylan from 90210 classic….
YOU SICK, SICK BASTARD!!!!
Hmmm… I’m stunned that Elmodeus actually got >10%… :(
I don’t remember voting for this? What happened?
Same thing with me – it’s showing results with no option to vote, yet I haven’t voted. Not that Kermit needs any more votes to secure the lead (yay!), but it’s odd.
Oh, and this isn’t a fair fight until you get a Fraggle in here.
Of course Kermit will win. Kermit can enter berserker mode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBDrSuKvfAM
Elmo doesn’t stand a chance once Kermit gets going. If Kermit were a D&D class, he’d be a Barbarian.
Maybe you should do a slightly more balanced poll, like The Count vs. Telly, or Grover vs. Cookie Monster. Or Animal vs. Gonzo. Sweetums vs. Snuffleupagus.