Press Release
Vivid Entertainment, widely recognized for its award-winning adult parodies, will introduce “Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody” online at vivid.com on Jan. 29th and in stores nationwide on Feb. 5th.
The original screenplay for the “Clerks XXX” parody is the work of veteran writer David Stanley, fulfilling his long-held dream of creating an adult parody of the 1994 black-and-white Indie cult classic. Written and directed by Kevin Smith, the original “Clerks” was a quirky comedy about a pair of shop assistants.
Stanley’s adult parody/comedy version is filled with lewd and crude humor and celebrates the sex lives of slackers Dana (Allie Haze), Silent Bertha (Kelly Divine), Randi (Lexi Swallow), and Jane (Chastity Lynn). The movie also stars Jayden Lee, Evan Stone, Mark Davis, Brian Street Team, Seth Gamble and Barry Scott.
The storyline follows Dana, who is unhappy with her job as a smut-jockey in a porno store. To compound her malaise, she has two boyfriends, both of whom are cheating on her, and she’s been called in to work on her one day off. She also has to contend with smart-ass co-worker Randi, a riot by anti-condom crusaders, video booth customers who can’t resist ejaculating on the video screens, a silent pimp and his obnoxious prostitute, a gerbil-loving customer and assorted other problems. While we root for Dana to get through the day in one piece, we also wonder if she will finally take action to change her life.
The “Clerks XXX” DVD includes a non-hardcore sex version in black-and-white.
Disclaimer: “Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody” IS A PARODY MOVIE. This parody is not sponsored, endorsed by, or approved by Kevin Smith or Miramax Pictures or any person or entity associated with any of them.
About Vivid: Founded in 1984, Vivid has always placed heavy emphasis on high quality erotic film entertainment and has created wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing, and a licensing program that extends to advertising, apparel, book publishing and a range of other products. The VividTV division offers programming that includes the full range of offerings from the largest single adult studio archive. In addition to its Vivid-Celeb imprint famous for celebrity sex tapes, the company is known for its Vivid SuperXXXHeroes parodies. Mainstream television audiences got to know the company through two seven-part series on Showtime. Founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch received the first AVN Visionary Award as a leader who “has propelled innovation and taken his company and the business as a whole to new heights.” The company’s website, www.vivid.com, has a loyal following of fans of Vivid movies. For more on Vivid visit Twitter.com/VividCorp or Facebook.com/vividgirls.
6 Comments
This kind of intrigues me…
Watch the trailer over at vivid.com, you might change your mind. If you thought the original Clerks has poor acting, wait until you get a load (see what I did there) of this flick.
That trailer was bad bad bad.
“And I wasn’t even suppose to cum here today!”
I would bet money that line is in this.
Zach, they changed it in the trailer to “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today” I am guessing they couldn’t use the line we know from Clerks cause of copyright infringement
I wonder if I could get a part in “Mallrats XXX” as the topless psychic. I’m in my 30’s, so I’m a senior citizen as far as porn actors go, right?