Seems to be a day for posters, as Sony has released a one-sheet for The Amazing Spider-Man.
Robot Overlord
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Robot Overlord. Robot Overlord may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. The Robot Overlord contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. If Robot Overlord begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Do not taunt the Robot Overlord.
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What part of that story hasn’t been told … ?
The night terrors he experienced during his transformation?
The amazing part…
You beat me to it. I’ve been waiting for a few days to make that joke on MS. In my head, Patton Oswalt is ranting.
I swear, if this is a “twilighted” version of Spider-Man, I quit Marvel all together, see if I don’t. I still haven’t forgiven them for the last movie. (And honestly, how hard do you have to work to screw up a cool character like Venom? It writes itself!)
Blame Avi Arad for convincing Raimi to include Venom after already writing the story about Sandman.
Sorry, I just can’t get behind Emo Spider Man
I blame Sam Raimi for writing a stupid Sandman story in the first place.
Word to thyne mother good sir.