The more I look into this stuff, the more I find that every television show, every movie, every comic book is getting the pr0n parody treatment. Star Wars is in production, but first we get to take a geeky gander at Star Trek: A XXX Parody.
Safe For Work (and really well done) trailer, after the jump.
Join Picard (Giles), Riker (Rocco Reed), Crusher (Kimberly Kane), and the rest of the Enterprise crew as they boldly go into the final frontier of adult cinema! While en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detects strange electromagnetic readings emanating from a barren M-Class planet. Upon further investigation, it is discovered that the source of energy is in fact a box containing Tasha Yar (India Summer), the long dead former Chief of Security of the ship, in cryosleep. Is she the real Tasha Yar? Is she a clone? Or is she something completely different? Follow all of your favorite characters as they engage in the biggest sexual adventure of the 24th century!
If you made it this far, and your boss, or your IT guy hasn’t blocked the site, I’ll say this for the parody flick from Digital Sin – the special effects look awesome… And surprisingly, I think I want to know what goes on in the story, too. We’ll just have to wait and see if the sex scenes are as awesome.
Star Trek: The Next Generation – A XXX Parody arrives May o5, 2011, just in time for me to get drunk and have fun with my friends over in Santa Ana.
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I have to LOL at Picard in the picture. It seriously looks like Sir Patrick Stewart.
“I’m afraid this may not actually be a Porn, Captain. Sensors are picking up indications that it might actually have a plot and discernible story.”
“Damn your Green Blood, Spock. Is nothing sacred to that computer brain of yours?”
“My GOD Spock… What is the Universe coming to?”
“To boldly go where no man has gone before.” :)
Why is Black Canary on the bridge?
Seriously, the trailer was awesome. Somewhere inside me, the little boy who used to watch the series faithfully cried a little… but the teenager who used to speculate about that holodeck just told him to shut the heck up. This parody just made my must see list.