Before the 2012 apocalypse arrives, expect every comic book hero and heroine to get the adult film treatment.
See? I used “adult film” instead of “porn” or “porno” for those companies that block Major Spoilers every time COMPLETELY SAFE FOR WORK XXX content appears on the front page…
…What!?
Spider-Man and Hulk are already in production, now Captain America will get the adult parody from Extreme Comixxx. The first SAFE FOR WORK poster and press release, after the jump.
Press Release
Extreme Comixxx, known throughout the industry as the leader in comic-oriented adult parodies, is at it again – this time with “Captain America: An Extreme Comixxx Parody”. In a cunning move to whet the fanboy appetites, the studio is releasing a promotional poster featuring Evan Stone as Captain America. The indicated release date of “Captain America: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” is July 2011. The poster closely echoes the upcoming mainstream blockbuster release, also premiering in July. The mainstream film has built huge anticipation by slowly releasing teaser details like posters and trailers, driving the comic community into a frenzy. Extreme Comixxx owner Jerry says, “This one is huge, with a celebrity budget and special effects to match. I’m sure the fans are going to love the details and care we’re putting into this tribute to Cap. We’ll continue to release more looks at the movie as they are available.”
Evan Stone will take on the role of Steve Rogers / Captain America. Regarding the coveted part, he says, “There are many super heroes out there, but only one is the epitome of the American way, American justice and American porn. He is the one and only Captain America, the leader of the Avengers, and I am proud to embody the persona.”
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I wonder if the landscaping will reflect the practices of days of WWII.
This should be made into a gay porn parody.
Will the Falcon be in it?
I’d pay to see a guy do stuff to a lady with a falcon on his arm.
Trying to think of any female character I want to see in this.
Wait. Is this a gay porn parody? That would make a lotta sense. And hey, let’s be all -inclusive in this Porn Parody trend.
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