Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.
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It’s starting to look a lot like the Hammer Corps…. OA just thought the whole hammer thing a bit ostentatious though, in a thugish way…. so the sent it to the Marvel Universe….
You know, I just had the same thought. Since this is blue, is this the Hope Hammer? Who gets the Green Hammer to lead the fight to defeat the zombie Black Hammers?
I think this is more “meat tenderizer” than “hammer.”
If we’re looking for who might be most worthy of making sure your steak isn’t too tough, I think Thing is the best candidate. Hulk would likely over-tenderize and Piotr, being Russian, wouldn’t know what good steak is.
Ok, if we’re talking about worthy like in pure-of-heart my bet is the the Thing. But if we’re talking about just strength I gotta go with the Hulk. Cause we all know … “Hulk is the strongest one there is!”
I can safely say that I haven’t been annoyed with a teaser promo series taking up valuable space in the internet, let alone your site, since Image’s way-too-long “Casey, Casey, Controversey Chasey” Boys wanna-be. If I still cared about Marvel, this would be more annoying.
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It’s starting to look a lot like the Hammer Corps…. OA just thought the whole hammer thing a bit ostentatious though, in a thugish way…. so the sent it to the Marvel Universe….
You know, I just had the same thought. Since this is blue, is this the Hope Hammer? Who gets the Green Hammer to lead the fight to defeat the zombie Black Hammers?
I think this is more “meat tenderizer” than “hammer.”
If we’re looking for who might be most worthy of making sure your steak isn’t too tough, I think Thing is the best candidate. Hulk would likely over-tenderize and Piotr, being Russian, wouldn’t know what good steak is.
My money’s on the green guy with the bad haircut and tailor.
I get the feeling it’s not emotions. I might be elements or characteristics like strenghth, intelligence, courage and the like.
Either way I get this weird feeling that only the asgardians can fight the time menace. And they’re recruiting a corp.
Damn you Geoff Johns!!
Ok, if we’re talking about worthy like in pure-of-heart my bet is the the Thing. But if we’re talking about just strength I gotta go with the Hulk. Cause we all know … “Hulk is the strongest one there is!”
I can safely say that I haven’t been annoyed with a teaser promo series taking up valuable space in the internet, let alone your site, since Image’s way-too-long “Casey, Casey, Controversey Chasey” Boys wanna-be. If I still cared about Marvel, this would be more annoying.
Did Hulk shrink recently? I’m sure Colossus has never been bigger than him…
It looks like the Thing is sitting on a toilet and having a hard time of it.