Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.
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How can this even been a real poll? Of course Kirk would beat the crap outa Hooker and Crane. Even in a 3-way Texas Tornado match, and Crane/Hooker teamed up against Kirk.
Are you kidding me? This poll at major spoilers? Why not ask what role people like Tobey McGuire in, Spiderman or the race horse guy? Of course the majority of Major Spoiler visitors prefer Spiderman. Give us something like: Xavier or Picard? Invisible Woman or stripper in peril? Han Solo, Indiana Jones, or robot exterminator? Those poles wouldn’t produce such obvious results.
Russell: If your argument were correct, there would be no votes for the other two incarnations of shatner, but as you can see, some people actually like Denny Crane (modern Bill Shatner) and TJ Hooker (Silver Age Bill Shatner).
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones? Well I think that answer is pretty obvious ;)
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How can this even been a real poll? Of course Kirk would beat the crap outa Hooker and Crane. Even in a 3-way Texas Tornado match, and Crane/Hooker teamed up against Kirk.
Phasers to stun.
I prefer Shatner as a self-parody, personally. My favorite Shatner bit is actually his spoken word rendition of “Rocket Man” by Elton John.
DrStrangeCubicle: You really need to get the Has Been album – most excellent Shatner work.
It’s just so… hardtodecide!
Are you kidding me? How is Denny Crane not winning this by a landslide? Do you people not watch Boston Legal?
Um … there is no other incarnation of The Shat. James T. Kirk pwns all.
chant with me everyone!
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Denny Crane!
To reiterate what Jacin B said…Have none of you watched Boston Legal?!
Are you kidding me? This poll at major spoilers? Why not ask what role people like Tobey McGuire in, Spiderman or the race horse guy? Of course the majority of Major Spoiler visitors prefer Spiderman. Give us something like: Xavier or Picard? Invisible Woman or stripper in peril? Han Solo, Indiana Jones, or robot exterminator? Those poles wouldn’t produce such obvious results.
Russell: If your argument were correct, there would be no votes for the other two incarnations of shatner, but as you can see, some people actually like Denny Crane (modern Bill Shatner) and TJ Hooker (Silver Age Bill Shatner).
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones? Well I think that answer is pretty obvious ;)
I packed… mybagslastnight… Preflight!
Zero… Hour… Nineam.
And I’m going to be… high…. asakitebythen.