Those of you who have been waiting for the big green guy to put the smack down on Tony Stark, you’ll want to take the jump and check out the sneak peek Marvel Comics has sent Major Spoilers.
Two words – Hulk Smash!
WORLD WAR HULK #1 (of 5)
Written by GREG PAK
Penciled by JOHN ROMITA JR.
Cover by DAVID FINCH
Variant Cover by JOHN ROMITA JR.
This double-sized issue features fan favorite Planet Hulk scribe Greg Pak teaming with industry legend John Romita Jr to bring you the Hulk Smash you never thought you’d see! Looking for revenge on Dr. Strange, Iron Man, Mr. Fantastic and Black Bolt, the Hulk is finally unleashing his true anger.and there just may be no force in the universe that can stop him! Drawn into this conflict will be the Hulk’s closest friends and enemies from his past, all of whom will be forced to take sides-but will anyone stand by the Hulk when he means to tear apart the world to quench his thirst for vengeance?
World War Hulk starts trashing the Marvel U June 13, 2007 for $3.99.
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Stark’s brought out the big guns, huh? Guess he really doesn’t want to be smashed by Hulk.
They really don’t call that thing ‘Hulkbuster’ for Nothing…
You mean he pays them?
Yep. Deadpol ain’t the only one to penetrate the Fourth Wall…Tony’s compensation for a smeered reputation is that he gets copyright on all of his armoru anmes, including Hulkbuster, Thorbuster, S.K.I.N., teh Sentient Armour, Frank Cho’s Underbheit iteration, and the ‘Godlen Phallus-Head’ from “Avengers: Te Initiative”.
You can just picture the dialogue –
Pg 1:
IM: “Yeah, that’s right, Anti-Regs! You might have the magic powers…But you don’t not have the uber-pimped-armour!”
IM: “Pete, ready to come home? Your Aunt left her medication on Jarvis’ chest-of-drawers.”
Spidey: “Did you seriously just say ‘Don’t Not?'”
IM: “Guess she can just live without ’em, then. OH CRAP, HE’S HERE!”
Pg.2:
IM: “Bruce! Howya doin, bud? See how I built this suit specially to meet you?”
H: “I’m not normally the one to talk on this sort of thing, but aren’t the choppers a tad overkill?”
IM (comlink): He’s onto us, guys! Request assistance!
Choppers (comlink): Execute emergency programs!
IM: “Oh right! BROTHERLY HUG!”
Pg.3:
H, falling with IM: “YOU SHOT ME INTO SPACE!”
IM: “What, that’s what you’re on about? We just thought Black Bolt bumped his head on a moon-rock.”
H (punching IM: “AND YOU SHAGGED MY CUZ!”
IM (Punching Hulk): “Oh please. It’s not as if I was forcing her. She practically put the ‘Initiation’ in all Fifty States of ‘The Initiative’.”
(Explosion)
H (on knees): “…Uh…Need..justification for gratuitous violence…YOU KILLED GOLIATH!”
IM: “That’s – that’s seriously all you can think of? Goliath?”
H: “HE WAS A DEAR FRI – Okay, one point to you. I saw him at a party. Once.”
Planes (comlink): *Sigh*…executing the REAL emergency programmes…
Pg.4:
IM: “Ah, once again, an old comrade dead, thanks to my loyal minions. Better get back to the old ‘Despot’ thing with S.H.I.E.L.D., eh?”
Planes (comlink): Roger that.
IM (comlink): Rhtorical Question…
She-Hulk: “BRUCE! WAIT! I HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR…THAT ONE THING I DID WITHT HE GUY IN THE ARMOUR!”
Spidey (off): “What, Juggernaut?”
Plane 1 (comlink): “Dude, we’re gonna be History-makers! ‘The unnamed flunkies who nuked the Hulk!'”
Plane 2 (cmlink): “Nuked? I just dropped a ton o’ Napalm!”
(explosion)
Plane 1 (comlink): “Really? Should we – oh. Never mind.”
(Hulk is writhing in explosion)
Hulk (Thought bubble): “Huh. Miek was right. It DOES make you go blind if you do it in an explosion.”