Have you played Superfight? No? Good.
Who would win in a fight?
Robot Overlord
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Citing the “I am rubber-you are glue…” maxim-a giraffe with with a superglue gum will clearly defeat a massive rubber head. It’s just science! :)
Clearly glue powers trump stretching powers. Also giraffes are adorable.
Disembodied Head all the way.
1) Giraffes can’t bend their hooves up to bring the light beams to bare, making them not much other then under lights.
2) “I’m rubber you’re glue… Bounces off me, sticks to you” this age old saying spells out the rest.
Ten stories is not just big, it is really big. If the head is that large, the brain must be as well. What this means is we effectively have an oversized Mr Fantastic who could possibly stretch himself some limbs, versus a polymorphed Paste Pot Pete whose constantly glowing but otherwise useless hands (which an ungulate shouldn’t even be able to hold a hose with) doing battle.
Mr Fantastic wins every time.
If it stretches like rubber it’s ‘obviously’ immune to lightning. Giant head wins.
Common guys, let’s apply scientifically though on this one, giraffes obviously don’t have hands, ergo this one don’t have the ability to shoot blinding light, which leave us with a sad giraffe attach to a superglue fire hose. Gigantic stretchy head easily wins this one.
Giraffes don’t have hands, thus the first power is meaningless. The glue gun could be great, but again, no hands.
The Big Giant Head wins this round (plus, he’s played by William Shatner and thus doubly awesome).
So, nobody blinks at the fact that it’s ONE HUNDRED FEET TALL and has a superglue hose, but everybody wants to argue whether or not a giraffe has hands?
Why would he need hands to handle a glue gun? Back-mounted, aimed by eye, fire by gritting his giraffey teeth.
The giraffe isn’t 100ft tall. The head is that tall, and that’s why the head wins.
Head smash tiny giraffe.
The giraffe has blinding light shooting out of his hands. The giant head has giant eyes. It’s like Stake-Man vs. Vampires. Kryptonite Man vs. Superman. Groot vs. Golden Age Alan Scott. Erm. Guilty-Feelings-Man vs. Spider-Man?
I like the idea where the giant stretchy face wraps itself around the head of the giraffe and suffocates it to death. What’s the Giraffe going to do, glue it in place there?
I am picturing the giant rubber head calling his friend Alpha 5 to recruit some teenagers with attitude to help him against the latest horrifying monster.