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Author: Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson
Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.
What’s the most beautiful award of all in your eyes?
Sometimes, you can love two things with all your heart and your spleen, and yet they just… Don’t. Go. Together. Your Major Spoilers (Retro) Review of WCW: World Championship Wrestling #1 awaits!
Do YOU understand why someone would go all-in on David S. Pumpkins?
Which Marvel mutant is the MOST underrated X-Man?
Halloween: Take It Or Leave It?
What fictional characters do you most want to join you and make your dinner plans perfect?
Terry McGinnis and Bruce Wayne are out of town. But that doesn’t meant that Gotham is suddenly going to start behaving. Enter: Batgirl! Your Major Spoilers review of Batman Beyond #12 awaits!
Even in the 17th Century, someone had to fight the undead. Your Major Spoilers review of Hammer Comics: Captain Kronos #1 awaits!
SPAAAAAAAAAACE GHOOOOOOOOOOOST! Your Major Spoilers review of Future Quest Presents #2 awaits!
Cannonball is dead. Long live Cannonball! Your Major Spoilers review of U.S. Avengers #10 awaits!
Which existing Star Trek character of any era would you choose to be your Second-In-Command?
How do the most powerful (and busy) superhumans in the world relax? Welcome to Date Night! Your Major Spoilers (Retro) Review of Kurt Busiek’s Astro City #6 awaits!
Which fictional character best wears your definition of a Scary Hat?