Author: Jack Trigger

Crave Online got their hands on the first trailer for The XXX Adventures of Hawkman and Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, and thanks to embed codes, we’ve got it too.

It’s time for another boost in readership, Spoilerites, which means it is time for more adult film related news! This time, Axel Braun is exploring portions of the Death and Return of Superman story by revealing a whole new Superman XXX costume.

Vivid Entertainment has released the first trailer for Iron Man XXX that arrives in May, just in time to get in on the hype of the new Iron Man 3 movie.

There’s something about muscle cars, guys with muscles, explosions, and hot girls that just screams, “MAKE SIX MOVIES ABOUT THIS STUFF!”  Fast and Furious 6 got a lot of buzz from the short trailer that appeared during the Super Bowl, and now we get a full three and a half minutes of fast talking, fast driving, and EXPLOSIONS!

Fans of Adventure Time have yet another item to add to the growing list of tie-in merchandise – adult sized pajamas let you pretend you are Jake, or Finn, in a post apocalyptic world.

It’s kind of sad that the adult film industry can crank out superhero movies faster than the big H’wood studios. Then again, these are porn parodies, so how good can they be?  Exquisite Films has been cranking out the Extreme Comixxx parodies for a couple of years now, and the company’s latest offering features Hawkman, Hawkgirl, and Black Canary.

Diamond Select Toys has revealed the exclusive Battle Beasts Minimates figures that will be available only through Toys R Us stores nationwide.

Exquisite Films has announced that Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody is on its way this month, but you can catch the trailer (Safe For Work) after the jump.

Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller are returning to the director’s chair for Sin City 2, the follow up to the hit flick from 2005, and with shooting scheduled to begin on Monday, we’re learning about the actors joining the movie. The latest additions come in the form of two Jamies – Jamie King and Jamie Chung.

What do I do when I’m not busy over in the San Fernando Valley, or working behind the scenes for Slave Drive Schleicher I mean, my loverly boss Mr. Schleicher? I spend my days on my iPhone flinging little birds and silly pigs.  I’ve got all the games, and I can knock most of the levels out with three stars no problem – almost like there is some kind of force driving my mad skillz as a boss Angry Birds player.  Now I know why – Angry Birds Star Wars.

A while back, we showed off a girl who had gone through many surgeries to make herself look like a real life Barbie doll.  While that was creepy, I think I’ve stumbled across something quite frightening – a girl who has gone through the process to make herself look like a living, breathing, anime character.

If you thought the adult film superhero parody business had disappeared because I haven’t posted on the site in a while, you are really mistaken (you should see what I’m working on behind the scenes that will blow your mind).  Vivid Entertainment created an entire off-shoot of their company to produce the adult film hero parodies that Axel Braun keeps kicking out, and it’s finally time for a crossover!  Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody hits shelves in November, and your first (Safe For Work) trailer can be found after the jump!

It’s been far too long since we’ve seen a movie that pokes fun at movies, but I’m still not sure I know what Movie 43 is about. There’s a totally Not Safe For Work trailer that you can find after the jump, but I must stress this is a NSFW trailer, so if you are working, and your boss walks by, and you get fired, and you have to move back into your parent’s basement, I don’t want to hear about it. “Jack, you want a snack?” MOM! I said I’m working on the Major Spoilers site! JEEZ!

I’m sure Stephen was going to save this masterpiece for next week’s Friday Sing-Along, but I couldn’t wait to share a Wookie belly-dancing to music played by a Klingon band… If you take the jump, you can’t unsee what you are about to see.