Major Spoilers Question of the Day: Could Be A Mutant Edition

I think the part of ‘Riverdale’ that is least believable is the thought of Zack and/or Cody eating an enormous pile of hamburgers.  That kid is totally a macrobiotic vegan diet kinda guy, and while that’s fine, it doesn’t feel like authentic Forsyth P. Jones, whose ability to put away food borders on the superhuman.  Indeed, were it the Marvel Universe, I’d say he could be a mutant with the ability to transform calories directly into awesome, all the while maintaining his dude-version-of-Olive-Oyl physique.  The show’s still a huge success, though, so my concerns aren’t apparently shared by viewers, but it at least brings us to today’s genetically superior query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) thinks that there’s something fishy about the way Barney Stinson always looks perfect in photographs, asking: What character with unexpected abilities could be a mutant in your mind?