Steven Universe is once again airing new episodes, which means that we have a few weeks of looking forward to new adventures of our favorite polymorphic sentient space-rocks.  But which Crystal Gem best represents you?  Amethyst’s devil-may-care insouciance?  Pearl’s compulsive nature?  Garnet’s duality?  What about the logic of Peridot or the fatalism of Lapis Lazuli?  It’s a quandary that can only be answered by today’s mineral-based query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) wants to believe I’m a Sapphire, but is probably an Amethyst/Peridot fusion, asking: What Crystal Gem best encapsulates your personal world-view?


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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

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