When it comes to the caffeinated adventures of your favorite podcasters and writers, there are quiet mentions of the other drinks they will down to get the day started on the right foot. We might imagine that you, too, enjoy a caffeinated drink from the likes of companies like Monster, Red Bull, and Rockstar, but we wonder how that actually breaks down.
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