One thing I really hate is being on the phone line with tech support. Between the lack of caring, and the reading the script instead of listening to the problem, I loathe any and all calls to the tech people. Which brings us to the Major Spoilers Poll of the Week.
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Batman has no time for your problems, Plastic Man is too busy trying to crack jokes during the call, and Robby Reed is to inconsistent. Mr. Fantastic would probably accidentally turn your laptop into some Kirby-esqe dimensional portal generator, but at least your wifi would get a strong signal again.
Batman – he would analyze the problem and find a succinct and effective solution in as short a time possible.
Plastic Man would try to joke around with the poor schlub who just want their problem fixed.
Mr. Fantastic would ignore your problem and instead instruct you how to turn your computer into a dimensional interface.
Robby Reed would all depend on who he dialed up today.
Batman: “You say your screen went dark? You don’t know what dark is. Listen…”
Plastic Man: “All you have to do is turn your earlobe into a #6 Torx driver.”
Mr. Fantastic: “What do you mean you haven’t memorized the serial number of your graphics co-processor? Why are you wasting my time?”
Robby Reed: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
When I talk to tech support I want someone that can dumb it down without making it seem like they are dumbing it down.
Reed and Bats would both go way over my head. Not sure who Bobby is. Plastic Man would joke, but I think he has the right personality for it.