A lot of really dumb questions have caused massive internet fights in recent years: the color of a dress; whether someone is Ellen DeGeneres or Justin Bieber; but most of all whether a sausage on a roll is the same as a ham on rye.  Though the internet may be fractious and contentious, even about something as innocuous that’s not the word I want as a sandwich, that’s, I believe that you, the Faithful Spoilerites, are a wise, thoughtful people and thus we can have this discussion without the backbiting and snarking that often accompanies it elsewhere, which leads us to today’s massively important query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) is not afraid to ask the hard and divisive questions, asking: Is a hot dog classified as a sandwich?


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  1. I don’t, because none of the sandwiches I can find ingredients in my fridge would resemble hot dog in any way.

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