8) “TAKE ME WITH YOU… PLEASE!”
In 1940, The Batman was still a mostly unknown quantity, fighting racketeers and street criminals and still resorting on occasion to deadly force. When a mobster named Boss Zucco murdered the Flying Graysons to send a message, their son Dick was left orphaned, and the sight of another child who lost his family to crime was too much for the Dark Knight. Bruce Wayne took in the boy as his ward, taught him the ways of crime-fighting, and never EVER made him eat rats in an abandoned cave…
Because that’s just nonsense.