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    Major Spoilers Poll of the Week: Giraffe vs. Cat

    Stephen SchleicherBy Stephen SchleicherOctober 20, 20159 Comments1 Min Read

    We continue the SuperFight this week, with last week’s winner taking on a new challenger!

    SUPERFIGHT is a game where you argue with your friends over ridiculous fights. The game is very simple. It’s fun for all levels and kinds of players.

    The main deck consists of 500 cards, split between character cards (white cards), and powers and weaknesses (black cards). These cards are used to create fights like this:

    A KINDERGARTEN CLASS THAT BREATHES FIRE AND IS WEARING JETPACKS vs. A PIRATE SWINGING A SHARK ON A CHAIN AND RIDING A SEGWAY.

    As you can imagine, the arguments over who would win the fight are epic and hilarious.

    VOTE!

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    Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...

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    9 Comments

    1. Brenning Dragonbred on October 20, 2015 11:50 am

      The cat, because they are crafty little furballs of concentrated evil. The giraffe would fight honorably, but the cat would fight dirty and do whatever it takes to win. Plus, everyone knows that all cats have supernatural powers, so even if the cat were to fight honorably it would still have an enormous advantage unless the giraffe has access to the cat’s only natural enemy, the spray bottle.

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      • Frank on October 20, 2015 1:15 pm

        The giraffe has a giant spray bottle. It’s called a firehose – spraying superglue. If the cat get sprayed. It would immediately try to clean the superglue off its fur, thus gluing its tongue to its body.
        Giraffe wins.

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        • Brenning Dragonbred on October 20, 2015 2:36 pm

          Not quite the same. A firehose is a bit unwieldy when it is in use, so it would be harder to move it around as quickly as a smaller spray bottle since cats can move fairly quickly. That doesn’t mean it wouldn’t work, but it wouldn’t be as accurate or as maneuverable as a smaller spray bottle.

          The giraffe COULD distract the cat with emitting light from it’s hands on a nearby wall and then firing the hose, but it would have to time everything precisely since a firehose takes a few seconds to get going and it would need both hands to aim the hose once it starts spraying or else it would get everywhere and trap him as well. If he had a spray bottle, though, he would have one hand free and could just spray with one hand while the other is emitting light to distract the cat.

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    2. Arju on October 20, 2015 12:43 pm

      The cat will win.
      the cat would be able to move quick enough to evade the glue and the tin foil hat will deflect the light back to the giraffe. Plus cats are nature’s serial killers.

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    3. Malone_hasco on October 20, 2015 1:02 pm

      Im not going to change teams now. Giraffe all the way.

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    4. andreas on October 20, 2015 2:22 pm

      Nunchucks. Alway go for nunchucks

      Reply
    5. GeorgeDubya on October 20, 2015 9:16 pm

      Giraffe wins this round.

      *grumbles about how the Big Giant Head would win this round too*

      Reply
    6. Mauther on October 21, 2015 3:54 pm

      Cat wins. Cat is a predator, giraffe is still a giraffe. The Andy Dick of the animal kingdom.

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    7. Xybec Katta on October 26, 2015 1:21 pm

      Cats are pure evil and can pop out of anywhere, giraffe would never stand a chance.

      Reply

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