[Merch] Roll +5 to drunkenness

At least three times I month I find myself looking down the barrel of a handful of dice waiting to ruin my evening while an evil GM cackles with delight. I can now drink away my D&D woes while my dice keeps things frosty.

Think Gee has a new chill stone to keep your drink cool while reminding you to roll for initiative. The Critical Hit +5 Stones of Frost are soapstones that don’t taint your drink (you can let your “best” friend do that for you), but after being chilled it will keep your drink cold without watering it down like ice tends to do.

These 1 1/2 inch diameter icosahedrons are fashioned from black soapstone. When placed in a vessel, these stones chill any object touching their surface area. They are particularly effective with matter in liquid form, such as alcohol, wherein the liquid absorbs the cold-based attack.* The stones grant a +5 enhancement bonus on Drink Smoothly checks. The possessor may voluntarily stow a stone, but he or she loses the benefits of the stone during that time.

You can get two of these for $19.99 – a perfect price point to keep your drinks strong and your constitution stronger.

via Think Geek