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MOVIES: Patton Oswalt pitches Star Wars VII

By Zach WoolfApril 18, 2013Updated:April 18, 20135 Comments1 Min Read

Tonight on Parks and Recreation comedian Patton Oswalt will make an appearance as a Pawnee citizen attempting to filibuster a city vote. During filming the director told him to just ad-lib for a few minutes about whatever he wanted to. What happened next was roughly an 8-minute pitch for Star Wars VII featuring Boba Fett…and Thanos?

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY&w=853&h=480]

Now that is a movie I would watch. All of the movie studios involved in Patton’s pitch need to take notice and make this happen.

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Zach Woolf

Zach is a recent college graduate who’s love for consuming media is surpassed only by his love for creating it. He has a firm belief that if we could all just play with LEGOs for 30 minutes a day the world would be a better place. If those two statements don’t tell you everything you need to know about Zach, follow him on Twitter at @zwoolf.

5 Comments

Sean on April 18, 2013 6:05 pm

If Marvel gets the STar Wars license I can definitly see this happening. In fact although I’m against any kind of crossover into the Star Wars universe, save for maybe DR. Who, I’d definitly watch this.
- Alisha Mynx on April 19, 2013 11:55 am
  
  I’m glad I’m not the only one who loves Star Wars but despises the idea of crossovers. I’ve spent many a gleeful hour taking a sledgehammer to Star Wars Transformer figures.
- Lapis on April 22, 2013 12:33 am
  
  both ips are owned by disney.
randdoom42 on April 18, 2013 11:43 pm

Patton Oswalt is simply brilliant here.
Robert on April 19, 2013 4:58 am

Far be it from me to promote a rival D&D podcast, but Patton Oswalt was a guest on Nerd Poker recently and wrote a hilarious and absolutely, positively NSFW “Dwarfaoke” song about their characters. Lyrics here.