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    28 Days of Geek Giving: Bi-Onic Hand

    Stephen SchleicherBy Stephen SchleicherDecember 13, 20105 Comments1 Min Read

    Yeah… good luck getting that through customs.

    Back in the 70s you could get one of thsee for little money, and get it rushed to your door for only a buck.  Today… well, you’re probably better off getting a pair of X-Ray Specs.

    via Mike Sterling’s Progressive Ruin

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    Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...

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    5 Comments

    1. Alisha Mynx on December 13, 2010 12:56 pm

      Those X-Ray specs were a ripoff!!! I could only see through clothes, I couldn’t see if my brother ate the leftover pizza from the night before!! LAME!!

      Reply
    2. JacinB on December 13, 2010 12:56 pm

      Ah, but be careful what you order.

      After all, we know from pop culture that, even in the 70s, actual bionics — the marvels of engineering and technology that mimic human life — would’ve cost, at a minimum, several hundred thousand dollars. After all, it cost OSI nearly six million dollars to make Steve Austin better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster.

      This item, if you carefully observe the punctuation in the title, is not made of the same miraculous technology that saved Steve Austin or Jaime Sommers but, rather, a mere two onics.

      Order at your own risk, lest you be disappointed to descramble to coded message and find that it simply tells you to drink more Ovaltine.

      Reply
    3. Navarre on December 13, 2010 1:07 pm

      I think I’ve seen this item sold at the local adult novelty store.

      Reply
      • Brainlock on December 13, 2010 8:58 pm

        if that’s the case, i have to ask: did it go both ways?
        ;p

        Reply
    4. earl mccobb on November 28, 2012 8:24 pm

      I fell for this as a kid.

      They sent me a rubber glove with an inked “on-off” switch stMped on the back.

      Yep…..

      Reply

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