Years from now, when society has collapsed and attempts to rebuild, I can see someone, somewhere, digging through the rubble, finding all these promo pieces and inventing a new holiday around all of this.
Stephen Schleicher
Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...
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Does anyone else think this is a little too soon? Does anyone even read Skaar? or more importantly I can’t wait to see how Loeb totally ignores this, because hes Loeb.
The cover looks like “deadpool” from “Wolverine Orgins” blech!
Ooh OOH!! “What did he leave behind?” HIS BLANKIE~!!!! I WIN!
“Children, now what did Skaar do?”
“He took away our thinth by thtranding Bruthe Willith onna nasteroid!”
“Very good. Now take out your pens and let’s draw a picture of him decapitating people.”
“Can I draw my sodomy picture again, Miss Strudelclack?”
“Uh…NO.”
So Skaar has a boyfriend…?
If Skaar is still coming, I know what he left behind.
And someone needs to make him clean it up. (He can’t miss it; it’s glowing green. Ew.)
@ykw and Hitman Sam:
Asteroid Dude looks like he’s wiping off his mouth, i.e. nothing left to clean up. Double Ew.
He took Gollum’s Precioussss?
This is way more fun than the story will actually be, isn’t it?