And here I thought “Podcast Boy” was a lame super power until I stumbled across the Superuseless Superpowers website.
Ultra Short-Range Teleportation.
This unamazing power lets you teleport up to one inch away. When done in rapid succession, it gives that old-timey stop action feel. It can also really push your “popping & locking” routine to the next level.
Some good stuff there, and will definitely bring a smile to your face.