Destiny can be a harsh mistress. For instance, what were the odds that Otto Octavius would end up with eight limbs? Or John Henry Irons eventually getting covered in Steel? At least little Eddie Nygma has the excuse that his name created an obsession with riddles, but none of that explains Roy G. Bivolo… Welcome to Ten Things!
So, didja hear the one about the nanotech cyborg mercenaries dedicated to wiping out the scourge of vampires? No, it’s not ‘Mad Libs’, it’s Image Comics in the mid-1990s! Your Major Spoilers (Retro) Review of Wetworks #1 awaits!