The new Tomb Raider video game arrives this week, and Square Enix, Crystal Dynamics and Diamond Select Toys have teamed for a new line of Tomb Raider Minimates.
Crystal Dynamics™, a Square Enix® studio, and Dark Horse Comics, today revealed they have partnered to bring the re-imagined Lara Croft back to print in the world of comics. Look for news on the new series following the release of TOMB RAIDER®, the highly anticipated origin story for Lara Croft®, available March 5, 2013, and will chronicle Lara’s journey after her harrowing adventure in the Dragon’s Triangle.
Square Enix and Crystal Dynamics have revealed the new Tomb Raider game trailer that will debut at E3.
Be warned, there is some pretty intense violence in the trailer.
I know we’ve shared information with you about the upcoming Tomb Raider porn parody, because we showed you the exclusive images from the set. Now there’s a SFW trailer for you to check out, and according to some reports, this is the Tomb Raider movie you’ve been waiting for.
No, really… you’ve been waiting for this movie… Chanel Preston was made to play Croft.
Exquisite Films has announced the latest property to get the adult film treatment is the Tomb Raider franchise, with Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody. Principal photography has wrapped, and we have exclusive pictures from the set.
This is sure to make someone’s day, and ruin it for someone else – the Tomb Raider movie franchise is getting reboot at the hands of Graham King. With all the rebooting going on with the Tomb Raider game series (and character histories), it was only a matter of time before the effects trickled down to the theater.
GK Films announced Monday that it has acquired the rights from Square Enix Ltd. and the company expects the new Lara Croft film to arrive in theaters in 2013. What’s really interesting is this is not a new story. We reported on this a little over a year ago when Time Warner was trying to do something with the property. Looks like they never found a way to bring the gaming franchise turned movie franchise to a new generation of movie goers.
Still, no new Lara has been tapped, which means it’s time for the casting couch H’wood hijinx to begin!
Crystal Dynamics is not only changing the Lara Croft history, they’re also getting rid of all live models to portray the hero, and also changing the title character’s look. Game Informer had the full character body shot in its latest issue.
Showbiz Spy is running a story claiming H’wood insiders are talking that Kim Kardashian really wants to play Lara Croft in the next Tomb Raider movie.
“Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience.”
Now that Megan Fox has been kicked to the curb, we’re going to need someone else to feature every other week on Major Spoilers in the form galleries, rumors, and other mindless stories featuring half-clad female celebutard in an attempt to link-bait the unsuspecting 13-year-old to the site.
What do you think dear Spoilerites? Would you want to see Kardashian as Lara, or is someone in H’wood just wishing up the wrong wet dream?
Every couple of years, EIDOS rolls out a new model to play the role of Lara Croft at trade shows and promotional events that may or may not feature the Tomb Raider.Â This time around, it’s up to gymnast Alison Carroll to wield the guns of Croft and to promote the upcoming Tomb Raider: Underworld that arrives in November 2008.
Yes, fanboys, there are more pics of Ms. Carroll after the jump.