Snake-Eyes is dead… Long live Snake-Eyes! Your Major Spoilers review of G.I. Joe: Snake-Eyes, Agent Of Cobra #1 awaits!

Press Release The fan-favorite G.I. JOE ninja is set to strike out on his own in an all-new series, G.I. JOE: Snake Eyes: Agent of COBRA! Debuting in January of 2015, this series builds upon the acclaimed new G.I. JOE series, released last month. With an exciting creative team and a secretive mission, the stakes have never been higher!

Those Funny or Die folk are pretty good at whipping up the funny, and they must have some deep pockets to get the celebs on board for this G.I. Joe video. The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Henry Rollins Credits: Laz Alonso as Doc Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye Billy Crudup as Zartan Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender Vinnie Jones as Destro Joey Kern as Tomax Joey Kern as Xamot Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho Julianne Moore as Scarlett Henry Rollins as Duke Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck Olivia Wilde as The Baroness and Sgt. Slaughter

I’m sure it isn’t a literal ton of toys – well, maybe it is, I haven’t weighed the average action figure lately – in any case, Hasbro as announced several new toy lines at the San Diego Comic-Con. I don’t have any awesome cool pictures, but if you are at the show and stop by the Hasbro booth, take a few snaps for us, won’t you?

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It’s the thing I hate hearing most when I’m hanging with my peeps in Vegas, but for G.I. Joe fans, the name might send shivers down your spine. Two photos of the character have been released on-line. We have one after the jump.