Skrull Kill Krew
Or – “Of Course I’m Serious. And Don’t Call Me Shirley.” Oh say can you see… By the dawn’s early light! What so proudly we hail… In the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose bright stripes and broad stars, In the perilous night… For the ramparts we watched, uh, da-da-da-da-da-daaaa… And the rocket’s red glare! Buncha bombs in the air! Gave proof to the night! That we still had our flag! Oh say does that flag banner wave, Over a-a-all that’s free! And the home of the land… And the land of the – FREE!
Or – “Secret Invasion Is Dead…Â Long Live The Secret Invasion!” Years ago, Reed Richards transformed five Skrull invaders into cows and consigned them to a field to live out their lives.Â It’s odd that someone who is supposed to be so smart didn’t realize that most cows end their lives with a hammer to the head and a trip through the grinder.Â In any case, cow-meat made it’s way into the general population and turned several people into Skrull-hybrid monsters.Â I wonder if this wasn’t a part of the Secret Invasion from the get-go?