Or – “In Honor Of That Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken. (No, Not Voldemort.)” TIME FOR THE HALFTIME SHOOOOW! For those who didn’t know, there’s a copyrighted sports event happening in the states this evening, involving teams of guys with helmets engaging in ritual combat to control 300 yards of territory a little bit at a time. Whatever else happens during the game, at least we know it will be more entertaining than today’s Retro Review. The numbers prove it.