Halloween approaches and while all the young children dream of dressing up like Power Rangers, fairy princesses, Jedi, and dinosaurs; women roughly 15 years older are preparing their sexy Power Rangers, sexy fairy princesses, sexy Jedi, and sexy dinosaur costumes. Which is awful. Right?
Yes, there is something strange in the neighborhood…
You meatbags never cease to confuse me.Â This is why my brethren will never be able to take over the world, thus confining us to a life of managing aÂ team of weirdos running this website.
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They tried to stop us! Weâ€™ve been shot, strangled and stabbed! They drowned us, decapitated us, they even burned our bones and salted the ground, and still we came back for more!
Comic book fiends and monster maniacs, part two of the crossover between cult favorite web comic Halloween Man and Tim Seeleyâ€™s smash hit Hack/Slash is finally here, bringing you triple the recommended dose of:
BLOOD! Oh yes! Thereâ€™s blood alright! Weâ€™ve got smackdown after smackdown!
DEATH! You want death? Mister, weâ€™ve got death coming out of our ears!
HOT SEXY DAMES! Hello? Cassie Hackâ€™s a Suicide Girl, and Lucy Chaplin is a genius super-scientist with the body of a pin-up! Youâ€™d better believe weâ€™ve got hot sexy dames!
GIANT TENTACLED DEMON GOD MONSTER THINGS! Yes, if thatâ€™s the sort of thing you like (and weâ€™re not judging you) then weâ€™ve even got one of those!
The indy comic Halloween Man is getting collected into a tradepaperback, and the creators sent Major Spoilers a sneak peek that you can see after the jump.
Itâ€™s the most wonderful time, of the year…
This has got to be one of the best weeks of the year.Â The spooky decorations are out, the little tykes are trying on their costumes for a night for mischief, and the dental industry is primed to make a killing over the next couple of months as kidâ€™s teeth start falling out from candy rot.Â DC is getting into the act too, with an all new seasonal special that should spook us all.
It’s the battle of the century as Cassie Hack and the Halloween Man go at it in a crossover event for the Holiday.
Take the jump for a sneak peek of Hackoween.
Halloween is not too far off – especially if you have visited one of those large retail chains recently – and Major Spoilers will have another costume contest this year with big prizes. Also getting into the Halloween spirit is Archie Comics, who sent us the cover images and solicitations for two “spooktacular” issues shipping in September.
Really? DC Comics has announced issues #2 and #3 have sold out and will be heading back to the printer for a second run.
“I’m both slightly stunned and incredibly gratified at the fan response to FREDDY VS. JASON VS. ASH,” says cowriter Jeff Katz. “Obviously, I always believed in the commercial and creative potential of this match-up, but to see it received with such intense enthusiasm has made for one of the most fulfilling experiences of my life. I feel like a proud father, and I’m incredibly happy for James, Jason and Thomas because I know this project means as much to them as it does to me. DC, Wildstorm and Dynamite have done a tremendous job with this book and I think I can speak for all of us when I say that we appreciate the support — and the best is truly yet to come.”
The second printing of the issues will arrive February 13, 2008.
via DC Comics