Author: Jack Trigger

I remember the first time I saw Die Hard.  I was at my friend’s house, and stuff was blowing up, and then I saw the TeeVee and the Bruce Willis flick playing on the NetFlix.  Since then, I’ve been anxiously awaiting the moment when I too can pull a Patton Oswalt and scream at the screen, “RUN DIE HARD! RUN!” A Good Day To Die Hard arrives in is supposed to arrive in theaters in September 2013, so now is a good time to release the first trailer.

Winter is coming, and that means it is time for you to buy me stuff.  Just kidding, I have everything I need – except the Game of Thrones: Dire Wolf bookends, to keep all of my Game of Thrones volumes from falling on the floor and injuring my kitten.

There is a Hobbit movie – the first of three I understand – that is scheduled to arrive in your local moving picture house this coming Winter (December 14 to be exact).  Stephen says he’s going, Rodrigo has stated he won’t get past the first five minutes once those Dwarves arrives, and Matthew… well… let’s just say he doesn’t like people very much (at least that’s what Young Zach tells me whenever Matthew doesn’t return my calls). The hype machine is going into overdrive, and there are a number of new posters flooding the Internets, including a set of four…

I know many of you love Super Mario 3, and I have heard at least one of you state you would love to find a Racanooki suit to wear during “Halloween”.  I put that in quotes because we both know you want to wear the costume year round, marauding down the streets, knocking over trashcans, and hissing at every bright light that hits your eyes.  Good for you 80’s Tees has a hoodie that not only includes the cute Racanooki ears, but a tail on the back that actually wags.

If you happened to be at the San Diego Comic Con today, you may have been surprised to see this beauty standing at the Total Recall booth signing autographs for fans. If you don’t recognize her, it’s probably because she’s missing a prosthetic. Watch the movie and “you will wish you had three hands.” Total Recall opens August 03, 2012. via Total Recall

If you are looking for someone to ogle at this year’s San Diego Comic Con, check out the Extreme Comixxx booth on the show floor where you can meet adult stars Phoenix Marie and Chanel Preston as they tease and promote their upcoming XXX Parody titles from Exquisite Films.

Yamato USA has a new PVC statue coming out in October 2012, and sent Major Spoilers a first look at the sculpt.

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody was a big hit and sold well, and Vivid Entertainment let us know what happened to that kick-ass Landspeeder from the film.

Vivid Entertainment has announced it isn’t holding back when it comes to Batman, as the Dark Knight will rise (insert snicker here) in the company’s next adult parody.

Exquisite Films has been on a role with their Extreme Comixxx parodies, and their latest feature plays off the current Avengers craze, with Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody.

While Adam and Eve does produce hardcore movies, they tend to be a little more toned down than other production companies.  For those who have a vampire sex fetish, the studio has announced Buffy The Vampire Slayer: A Parody is now available.

Kat Sheridan contacted us about an upcoming web film project focusing on cosplayers.

Extreme Comixxx has announced a new interactive adult video game starring Chanel Preston who reprises her role as Wonder Woman from The Justice League XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody.

Just ahead of the big The Avengers movie debut on May 4, 2012, Vivid Entertainment plans to release The AvengersXXX online on May 1, and then in stores on May 8, 2012. I’d make some joke about being ballsy, but I think that is already a given with pron films.