As Adam Sandler gains some truly ridiculous critical praise for his latest film, I can’t help but think of how often FXX keeps playing ‘Pixels.’  You remember it, right?  The terrible video game movie with Peter Dinklage, which more than one person in my social media nominated as the latest Worst Movie Of All Time?  Having never made it all the way through, and having no intention of ever doing so, Peter Dinklage or not, I can’t honestly comment upon its quality.  I can, however, tell you that there are a great many half-assed, artless, rock-stupid film experiences to be had in the last hunnert years or so, and it will be hard to out-bad the likes of ‘Manos: The Hands Of Fate,’ ‘Battlefield Earth,’ and (Roger help us all) ‘North.’  What I’m saying is, I watched ‘Baby Geniuses 2′ and those brain cells ain’t comin’ back, which leads us to today’s cringe-worthy query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) will be happy to complain about the ‘Constantine’ movie all day, but still has trouble quantifying even that sludgefest the WORST ever, asking: What’s the REAL worst movie of all time in your eyes?

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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

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  1. From personal experience, the worst movie I have ever seen is “Highlander 2.” It was bad enough that I almost walked out.

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